Dana Jacobson's Massive Jaw
Dana Jacobson is a strapping young lad who broadcasts for the Premier Boxing Champions promotion. Her enormous teeth and jaw have been sportscasting since the 90s. She used to wear a black pleather dress during the broadcast that showed off her nipples.
A Celebrity Bite aficionado may think Dana Jacobson's big teeth would be more appropriately served in the Full Bite / Bear Trap Jaw category. While I don't disagree, the clincher for me was the large head and jaw of Dana Jacobson. Her noggin and jawbone outweigh her teeth so I put her here in the Massives. But take pride in knowing that you're not wrong. As with nearly all of my Celebrity Bites, I don't mean to insult by what I do here (with the exception of the underbitten Reese Witherspoon and political hacks Kellyanne Conway, James Carville and John Podesta). Celebrity Bite is merely a catalogue of the tooth and jaw diversity we're treated to on our television screens and I enjoy what Dana Jacobson brings to the table, specifically her teeth.
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