Illeana Douglas Overbite
I was watching the Martin Scorsese / Robert De Nero film Cape Fear the other night when I spotted an overbite that needed my immediate attention: Illeana Douglas.
I recognized Illeana Douglas from a prior Scorsese movie, Goodfellas. The last time I watched that movie, however, I wasn't cataloguing bites. Things are different now—as the sole archivist at the internet's premier celebrity dental bite catalogue, I'm sorta required to always be on my toes.
It's not as big a deal as I make it sound: I quickly jot down a name then move on with the movie. But every time that bite shows up on screen I can't help but analyze it from every angle to ensure it is what I think it is. Let me tell you: Illeana Douglas's overbite is exactly what I think it is. We don't have many overbites in our catalogue, but hers is a prime example and I'm happy to welcome Ms Douglas's overbite to the archives.
On a side note, I've since learned that Illeana Douglas and Martin Scorsese dated for nearly a decade.