Kellyanne Conway Republican Bite
Kellyanne confusingly spells her name with two L's and two N's but she should just spell it TEETH to end any confusion. Ms Conway's big Bear Trap burst onto the scene recently after her appointment as Donald Trump's Campaign Manager and it won't be going away any time soon. This jaw-dropping Republican political strategist was very close to being filed away as a Massive Jaw but Conway's big chompers tipped the bite scales over into Bear Trap territory.
Conway isn't the only soulless political agent featured on the pages of Celebrity Bite; Democrat James Carville makes an appearance in the Overbites section along with fellow Democratic slimeball and overbite John Podesta.
If I had to choose between Kellyanne Conway's big grill or the gnashing overbite of Snaggletooth Carville, I'd choose suicide...I simply couldn't live with myself if my life's purpose was to lie, distort, cheat and deceive my fellow human beings.