Neil Degrasse Tyson Galactic Underbite
Dr Neil Degrasse Tyson's underbite rose to prominence in the late nineties after the death of Lord Carl Sagan. Degrasse Tyson hosted the remake of Cosmos, and while more Cosmos is better than less, Sagan's version was much better even with its cheesy special effects.
It's not that Neil Degrasse Tyson's underbite performed inadequately, if anything his chompers gave real bite to the new Cosmos; I just don't like his style of delivery. Neil Degrasse Tyson has bad jokes and an annoying habit of moving his arms around a lot when he speaks. Add an underbite to the mix and he becomes a super nerd. Carl Sagan on the other hand was a smooth nerd, one that smoked weed and banged his wife in the shower while doing calculations on the sexy, steamy shower wall.
Carl Sagan wore a turtleneck while making hooting noises and still looked cool. Neil Degrasse Tyson, by contrast, could wear a Versace suit with a Rolex watch yet still end up looking just like Fozzy Bear...though to be fair Carl Sagan looked just like The Count.
Alas, as the de facto defender of the universe, astronomer Neil Degrasse Tyson's underbite is all that stands between us earthlings and them aliens. As a species, we must support him or perish.