Tito Ortiz's Massive Jaw
Mixed Martial Artist Tito Ortiz is like a smart caveman. Based on interviews I've seen throughout his UFC and Bellator career, Tito's huge boulder head is pretty much exactly that—a thickly boned cranium that's solid all the way to the core.
To be clear, I have nothing against the Huntington Beach Bad Boy. Ortiz's fights with Ken Shamrock and Chuck Liddell were great. I just cringe whenever I see him with a microphone in-hand, because I know that whatever is about to come out of Tito's potato head is going to sound really stupid.