Tucker Carlson Underbite
You never get a second chance to make a first impression, or so says the deodorant advertising slogan I once heard. My first impression of Fox News host Tucker Carlson is that he's a douchebag. I could be wrong of course, but when I see a grown man like Tucker complementing his underbite with a bowtie I automatically assume he's got a serious bug up his ass. Plus, the guy's name is fucking Tucker. If my sister told me she had a boyfriend named Tucker, I'd go out and kick the guy's ass on principle alone.