Willem Dafoe Underbite Actor

Monkey-faced actor Willem Dafoe played Sergeant Elias in the greatest war movie of all time, Oliver Stone's Platoon. While the movie took home multiple Academy Awards in 1987, Willem Dafoe's underbite sat smirking as the Oscar for Best Supporting Actor passed him up and instead went to Sir Michael Caine. Had I been there I would have started a riot, although truth-be-told Willem Dafoe likely would have flashed that mischievious Sgt Elias underbite at me and talked me right down off my ledge.
After being snubbed by the Academy, Willem Dafoe went on to play an underbitten Jesus in The Last Temptation of Christ, followed by the lead underbite role in 1993's Body of Evidence where, long story short, he had sex with Madonna. Way to go Sgt Elias!
Actor Willem Dafoe's underbite should have won an Academy Award
Willem Dafoe should have won an Academy Award for Best Underbite in a Motion Picture