Cody Simpson Underbite

One of my rules here at Celebrity Bite is that I don't list teenagers. Being a kid is tough enough without this grown adult poking fun at them for having an underbite or some other shit. I'm breaking that rule today, and here's why—Cody Simpson is mates with Justin Bieber.
Hanging with Justin Bieber means that Cody Simpson gets lots of mut, more than any man could ever need. So even though Cody Simpson's underbite looks ready for a thick spread of vegemite, he's busy smashing out backs while the tosser writing this is giving wristys to himself. It's jealousy, plain and simple. Cody Simpson pulls loads of chicks, I enter him on Celebrity Bite. Anytime Mr Simpson wants to trade places with me, I'm happy to oblige.
Australian singer Cody Simpson's massive underbite
Aussie singer Cody Simpson has an underbite like a saltie