Eli Manning Underbite MVP
I was recently notified by an eagle-eyed Celebrity Bite enthusiast via the Submit A Bite form that NY Giants quarterback Eli Manning has an underbite. I put down my beer and did a quick image search and was excited to see something fishy going on with Eli's mouth, so I went on a deep dive and can now say conclusively that Eli Manning does in fact have an underbite. Eli's underbite has lead the Giants to two Superbowl victories and has won Eli two MVP awards.
Manning's bite is a classic goober underbite—in contrast to an obnoxious underbite like Morrissey, Eli Manning's underbite prompts our internal voice to gently ask whether this big fella still lives on the farm with his grandparents.
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