Hugh Grant Underbite
Sexy British actor Hugh Grant likes chocolate. Sexual chocolate. In 1995 he offered up his underbite and $50 as payment for a bj from a street hooker named Divine Brown. He then inexplicably proceeded with said blowjob in his BMW on Sunset Boulevard. I'm guessing this is your first time in Los Angeles Mr Grant, because you are making a lot of rookie mistakes. You may as well just go to the police station and request a prostitute from the holding cell. A half-hour later and Hugh Grant's underbite is being detained by the LAPD for lewd conduct while his mugshot is beamed out to the tabloids.
Amazingly, Hugh Grant found bigger fame after his arrest with starring roles in movies like Love Actually and Bridget Jones's Diary. I personally like Hugh Grant's acting and think his underbite is debonair. Just come on man, at least get a room next time. And not an hourly one!