James Carville Overbite Democrat
Democratic political strategist James Carville's overbite scares children. Whoops I'm mistaken, it's not James Carville's teeth that scare children, it's James Carville himself. The man is the United States' premier example of a human skeleton and he should be removed from public viewing and placed where he belongs, in a Haunted House.
Political strategists of any stripe deserve extreme disrespect at all times, but Snaggletooth Carville might be among the worst. Did you know this fucker is married to the bug-eyed samsquantch Mary Matalin, a Republican political strategist? How does that work, you ask? Because political strategists are the most immoral human beings on the planet. They deal in lies, truth-twisting, fact distortion and deception on a global scale with one goal in mind: To win an election. You and I are just pawns for them to manipulate on a political chess board. People like James Carville, John Podesta and fellow political strategist (and Celebrity Bite) Kellyanne Conway are the ones advising candidates to show up at funerals for photo ops and kiss babies they don't give two shits about, because there is quite literally nothing they won't do if the end result is more votes for their candidate. Political hacks are rancid people.