Tucker Carlson Underbite

You never get a second chance to make a first impression, or so says the deodorant advertising slogan I once heard. My first impression of Fox News host Tucker Carlson is that he's a douchebag. I could be wrong of course, but when I see a grown man like Tucker complementing his underbite with a bowtie I automatically assume he's got a serious bug up his ass. Plus, the guy's name is fucking Tucker. If my sister told me she had a boyfriend named Tucker, I'd go out and kick the guy's ass on principle alone.
Fox News host Tucker Carlson has an underbite
Fox News bullshitter Tucker Carlson has an underbite and a look that begs you to punch him in the face